You may not be too young – but if you’re taking your entrepreneurial cues from a ripped up sticker on a lamppost, you’re almost certainly too stupid.
Sorry, but did you just threaten me with surgical sterilization for a parking violation?
That’s a pretty fair price, especially for such an unusual flavor.
Is this a photo of the taquito, or a digitally-enlarged and anatomically-correct photo of the effects of the taquito on… oh never mind.
“Always exactly one day behind the times – that’s the Zappos guarantee!”
So let me understand this – I can either pay a fine equal to the cost of a Playstation 3, or spend 182 days being relentlessly pummeled by hardened criminals.
Can I have a day to think it over?
Finally – that John Wayne Gacy emoticon we’ve all been waiting for!
Coconutismus is a rare and often fatal condition that affects 1 in 10,000 children in Chicago. Sufferers are born fully-clothed (including jewelery) and sitting inside a hollowed-out coconut. While most don’t make it past 3 years old, some go on to live rich and fulfilling lives, or end up going really nicely with Thai food.
Very well – just give me a second to put out my cigarette, deafen myself and sit down.