More poignant back-stories behind seemingly banal ‘office worker’ stock photos
“Hot damn – we finally killed that enormous roach in the Nespresso machine!”
“Okie dokes, probably time to refill my script for Risperidone.”
“Dammit, now I have a herniated disc in my lower back from posing for stock photos!”
“So if you’ll just sign here and initial here, I can place an order for some long-sleeved shirts.”
“Stop looking at the photographer and focus on these naked photos of my family,” said John with an exasperated sigh. His life had gone steadily downhill since his final year of high school, when he was voted “Most Likely to Resemble Malcolm Turnbull When Wearing a Gray Suit.”
Fun Fact: This pose has never arisen in the history of mankind outside of a stock photo shoot.
This was the first and last time Acme Inc. tried a ‘Wear-Something-Green-to-Work-Day’.
“Welcome to bustling Brisbane – Australia’s most forward-looking economic powerhouse.”
“…and that’s why all the dead unicorns in Kentucky will rise from their graves during the eighth moon of the Zodiac and exact a terrible vengeance. Any questions?”
“Wow, now that I look closely it kind of does look like the donkey is having the most fun.”